Sunday, February 04, 2007

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stuporbowl is over.

in the aftermath we have the little guy standing tall as the winner, with me following in a close second place.

it was a good day for lgr.

there were over 275 people registered for this years event. insane.

the start was down by the lock and dam, i got a pretty good start, not quite the holeshot, but more than good enough.

and after the chump in front of me turned towards the downtown stops, i was at the front.
(because anyone foolish enough to route through downtown first was definately not gonna win).

anyway, i blazed a trail across the hennipen ave bridge into ne mpls, and went up to university ave to head out to my first stop at suzi's.
i had one kid on my wheel, and i had him pull through. after a block or two he turned back in towards marshall, which i was trying to avoid because it meanders a bit and uni is a straighter shot. but, i would also rather have a wheel to sit on so i followed. this move got us to suzi's just after the little guy and geno(!), and we tagged along with them throught the rest of the ne stops.

i got held up a touch at broadway and stinson, and was already dangling about 20 secends off the little guys furious pace, and lost contact with the group of 3.

i cruised through the u of m and across to the west bank and knocked out palmers and the nomad, cut thru the dirt lot past hardtimes and down riverside to 25th, and from there backtracked a bit to th scallywags shop.

from there i rode right up to the lrt train station just as a train pulled up, and hopped on.
i had planned ahead and bought a ticket just prior to the race. sweet.

that gave me plenty of time to catch my breath and warm up, while i rocketed out to the sunrise inn on 46th st at 40mph. when i got inside the sunrise there was gene, the little guy, and the kid i was originally with, (who's name i would later discover, was noah). they had ridden.

chumps.

so i was back in contact with the group, and headed over to take the train back in to lake st.
from the station we rode to twilight tattoo, and then to a house on 32nd and elliot, followed by my friends heather and carissa's house at 40th and blaisdale.

then on to crc, the independent, joe's garage, mackenzie's, and a house at glenwood and cedar lake road. these we all a blur, i was in race mode, and don't remember too much about them.
although i do know that this seemed to be the part of the route that the other didn't have planned out very well, and i kept nagvigating us to the right places.

anyway, next was the long haul out to theo wirth....
...and a long haul back in.

boy, is that tough after 2 hours of hard effort.

in -10 degree weather.

but i digress, so we had 2 stops left and we were all pretty gassed, and the group was yo-yoing.
on the way in to one on one, the little guy had about ten meters on me and gene. it wasjust enough to make a light. we had to slow a bit and navigate around a few cars.

i knew first place was gone. the little guy didn't even have to attack.
as i ran in to 1 on 1, he was running out. 'nice job, champ', i said. patting him on the shoulder as we passed.

so, 2nd place was mine to lose, gene was just ahed of me, and noah just behind.
although i didn't know it, noah was cramping up and would struggle the last few blocks of the race.

i had a route over to dan kelly's on 7th st in mind, but gene was making some random turns in front of me. i decide to stick to my plan, and let him take his route. this was a good call.

i beat gene to dan kelly's, appearently he thought it was on 6th, or something, and got himself turned around. when i left dan kelly's noah had yet to arrive...

and that was it.

it was sewed up, and i rolled easy in to the finish at the foundation, at 5th and hennipen.

lg = 1st
dis = 2nd
noah = 5th
gene = 6th

not a bad day.

10 comments:

karla said...

nice job and awesome story. LGR represent!

AdamB said...

top race report of 2007 so far. nice race, too!

StevenCX said...

Where's the helmet cam vid?? That would have been a good one!

Anonymous said...

No dude you got it wrong, I beat you to Dan Kelly's, in fact I think I led you into all the stops first. Ha! It's on the video tape. I took a left out of Dan Kelly's and went around the block a few times (don't ask why) and then hooked up with Noah and we rode to the finish where we started looking for a pen. Thanks for being the navigator, we could'nt have done it without ya.

Johnny Stash said...

nice job dude. wish i coulda been there to tag your wheel.

Anonymous said...

Congrats to you and the little guy! couldn't stick around too long at Spring street, I had too bright of a glow going and had to punch it home early.

Just like a points race, eh? Stars-n-Stripes baby, stars-n-strips...

(dis)pencer said...

thanks for the kind words everyone!
it was a good time for sure!

scx- there is plenty of helmet cam footage, there were 2 documenteries being made about the event... lots of cameras.

gene- we'll have to check the video, but i wouldn't be suprised if you were right...

it was a fantastic stuporbowl, thanks for working for us.

Anonymous said...

So I was that chump that went downtown first -- merely because the secret stop was Joe's, but really, Joe's should've been the stop between The Independent and C-Gull's house. Anyway, I thought it'd save me having to traipse to the other side of downtown later.

But in reality, I think the difference is only about 0.5 miles. Going to Suzi's then clockwise, hitting Theo Wirth before coming into downtown on 7th, it's 29.85 miles or so:

http://www.gmap-pedometer.com/?r=693415

Doing downtown first, then going clockwise and hitting Burlesque last is 30.40 miles or so:

http://www.gmap-pedometer.com/?r=693436

My route was more like a stupid 31.25 miles:

http://www.gmap-pedometer.com/?r=693427

And it sounds like I wouldn't have even got third if Gene O hadn't spun around the block a bit -- thanks, dude!

And fuck the light-rail, shit's for pussies. =P

(dis)pencer said...

And fuck the light-rail, shit's for pussies. =P

i don't know...
seems like it's for winners...

rule one about alleycats:
there are no rules.
the fastest/smartest person wins.
everytime.

chauk it up to experience.

keep racing, you'll get there.

Lunatic Biker said...

Definitely a fun time. Working a stop was a blast. I remember seeing Dis and Geno but Little Guy must of been like way bundled up. of course he might of come through CRC right after I did that hit of acid.