you catch more flies with shit.

well, well, well.

the recent debacle over at smithersmpls.com concerning blog posts, (particularly; etiquette, manners, respect, and decency in blogging), has got me thinking about this site and it's intent.
just who is the readership these days? and why?

this blog is supposed to tell it like it is, from my perspective with no sugar-coating.

see, smithers was the neutral blog, superrookie is the 12 year girls diary, and skibby was for... um... what the hell is skibbys blog for?

anyways, mine is for evil.

it's 'where assholes come for ammunition'.
that means, you (the assholes), come here to get mad about what i'm saying, and i just don't care.

but as some sorry sonovabitch, that i am not going to honor by even bothering to click a few link to find out his/her name, pointed out:

"how many of you can post on your blog and get 50 comments?"

i'll tell who should be.
me.

there is absolutely no reason why smithers should be stirring up the most drama... he's totally a big soft marshmellow.
but this blog has gotten soft lately, like a warm pumpkin loaf.
maybe it's the winter months, who knows, but it has gotta change.

so here is the official (dis)pencer season update:

local:

you're all on the juice. (except cat 6, they can't be, they suck too bad).


national:

you're all on the juice. ...or you're working too hard.


international:

...hang on, the giro's on. um, what was i saying? oh yeah. juice.
but who cares? it so fun to watch on the versus network!

well that covers cycling in general, but i like to get down to the real story. you know, the working mans cycling politics. some real blue collar shit.
so let's dig a little deeper shall we?

local teams:
good: grandstay, lgr, silver.
suck balls: everyone else. (particularly whatever team redmond is on, and urthel).

national teams:
good: a+f, the argyle team, and all of the pro womens teams.
suck balls: heathnet, number one ball suckers for sure. oh and then toyota-united, and ... well everyone.

international teams:
good: disco. they know when to hold 'em, and they know when to fold 'em.
bad: tinkoff. what the hell are they gonna do now?
sucks balls: everyone else, really who cares until someone from their team gets popped?

ok. what's next?

how about the track? that's easy! it's awesome because roadies suck too much to ride it. they're scared! haha!

and cross? i like artificial mud in my courses, and more man-made barriers than the uci allows, and i don't give a crap.

and the uscf? screw them! let's go abr!

mcf? doesn't that stand for mindless cluster fuck?

oh also, i hate america, and some of my hobbies include burning flags and littering.

comment away jerks!