Tuesday, April 01, 2008

moving on.

after competing in 50-60 cycling events per year for the last few seasons, and making markedly little progress, i have decided that i am only a decent bike racer in theory.

not in practice.

so, in light of this, i have decided to announce my retirement from active racing as of today.

i do however plan to be active in the sport, hopefully in a team director role, but possibly in a race director role. (ugh).

for now, i will act as team director for the grumpy's/lgr team, in the role of driving the follow car. i expect to be in that postion as soon as the durand road race, where i hope to be able to pick up most of our riders after they come off the back of the race.
i am also considering several offers from local and semi-local team for director positions. the main drawback being that the is absolutely no money in racing bicycles and therefore the pay is severely lacking.
i however am negotiating for payment in bike parts, food, and floor space after i am no longer able to pay my rent.

if i decide to instead be a race promoter, you can look forward to star-studded fields in the minneapolis area, as i will try to bring in far reaching talent from teams like, wheel & sprocket, all nine yards, clifwater-trek, and skil-shimano.

as an added bonus, i will likely not have to wear lyrca again anytime soon.

see you at the races you lycra-clad hosers!

6 comments:

StevenCX said...

Sweet, can you pick me up after I fall off the back too? ;-) Does this mean we'll see an announcement next year that Rock Racing will have lured you out of retirement?

Anonymous said...

Awesome. Will you retire from kit designing too. A.F.

Anonymous said...

Yo Dis,
U ride if buy?
6 figures get the wheels turning?
Lets talk.
I am thinking of starting a team.
Think about it.
Love,
Bill Gates

Super Rookie said...

Good.

We need a new team director anyway, now that our old one is working with the UofM.

los said...
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los said...

i assume you're f-f-foolin', but here's the fact:

you know what's better than racing?

watching suckers start a race, then going and getting some coffee.

later, they'll tell you it was a "fun race." here's a secret: NO SUCH THING.

retirement is awesome.

(do i count as "retired"? hell yes.)