omg, that was so funny!

ha ha, i am not retiring!

that was an april fool's gag, and it was undoubtably one of the most hilarious things you've ever read!

i'm racing as much as ever this year, and i am looking forward to it.

here's my early season calendar;

opus worlds (6)
i think i finally figured out that this "training race series" is not training for anyone, so in the past when i've tried to use it as such i got my doors blown off. no more.

durand road race
this will serve two purposes, first to test the legs on the climbs, and second to log some
time in the "poor man's wind tunnel" that is durand's course.

excelsior crit.
4 corners, and about 10 feet of elevation change.
this one will be fast.

gluek road race.
i haven't raced this course before. that'll be nice, i'm getting sick of these races, and i am no timmer. (i.e. i haven't been racing them for 52 years).

charity tt.
here we go again, hurry up and wait!

erik's spring cup.
i have never done a mountain bike race before. maybe it sucks.
i'll let you know.
all i do know is the salem hills is not intimidating at all, so it should be a good place to start.

duluth classic (aka the sub-canadian stage rager)
tt, rr, rr, crit. i should be bang on form by this race. all i have to do is make it through the crit.

state fair crits (6)
who knows why i am doing these races? i know! because they are in town!
that is the only reason. i don't enjoy crits, i don't enjoy st. paul, and i really don't enjoy the state fair.
cat 6 is lucky i enjoy bike racing or they'd be out sixty clams.
my plan is to not suck too bad, and to take the style primes with ease.
they have style primes right?

track racing thursday nights begining end of may.
i'll be there every night that doesn't feature a madison.
i'll be racing to get the team the kos wins, and to have as much fun doing it as possible.

june is full of races too, like the state tt, loon state rr, afton avalanche, and more track racing.

i'm taking a nice break in july, i'll need it.

oops, i forgot about ken woods!
oh no wait, no i didn't.