pumped!!!!!!!!!
are you ready to rock the friggin' vote?!?!?!?!?!
well i am! hells yes!
woo!
i can't friggin' wait to do my amercain duty as an god-fearing american, and friggin' vote-the-hell-out of that voting booth!
i'm so pumped, i may even vote twice!
you may think that this is some sort of halloween gag, and that i am not actually pumped to vote, but you would be wrong. i have been long awaiting a ticket that fully represented my views on what this country needs to turn itself around!
well my friends, that dream has been realized.
granted i would like to see the unicorn on the top of the ticket, but hey- it is only the second time a unicorn has been on the ticket at all. and if we start grooming the unicorn now then maybe in 2012... well, who knows how far this could go?
now, i don't want to sound demanding, but it is time to put country first and elect change!
i'm just sayin', like puffy daddy told all you bitches-
vote or die!
1 comment:
YEAH. They pretty much have my vote, but I am more for Robocop. He has more experience than Unicorn at the juncture.
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