Tuesday, January 29, 2008

pander to the unwashed masses.

someone claims my posts are getting hard to follow... (like my wheel, chump).

it's probably just his old age.

generally, i like to think they are readable. although, i do think the long, tirade-ridden posts might have been tough to filter through, (what with so much amazing and important information to digest).
...but most likely the problem lies with the reader.

oh well. it ain't changing.
be prepared to deal with whatever crap i fling at you.

speaking of crap; stuporbowl is this saturday. it's bound to be stinky and fun.
last year after 3 hours on the bike in the -35 degree wind chill, the littleguy outfoxed me in the closing miles to take the victory. that will not happen again.

amazingly, i wasn't really too cold during the race. i think i layered to perfection.

since frye and jimmer were recently bragging about riding in the 4 - 5 degree weather, i thought i'd share last years story about the race, and cold weather clothing.

enjoy.

in training news, lgr is starting to pile on the spring miles, while super rookie is piling on something totally different;



it's bound to be a hilarious season.

timmy says he's gonna win races this year. but, he says alot of things, really.

i will say this: if he can drag his ben and jerry's filled ass around the course and stay in the pack...
i will give him the worlds best leadout.

(it's what i do).

next up, more training tips, and (dis)pencer's annual goals. oh boy!

i will leave u with this tidbit about the north american handbuilt bike show.
...just for the little guy.

"The NAHBS was pretty lame. It was about 20-30 builders all showing off basically the same bike and with the same high level of craftsmanship. Lots of lugs, steel tubes and hippies."
from 53x11
later, haters.

10 comments:

Trissel said...

can't get to the stupor bowl site

Lunatic Biker said...

That was one cold ass day. You'll never do anything on a bike that will impress me more than last year's Stupor Bowl...Little Guy too. And the 3 blocks Timmy rode.

OTR said...

Can't wait to be on that wheel next year as I use and abuse you for my leadout! I won't mind as much now that you got rid of that GraB CHiP (Gray Butt Crack Highlighting Panel) in that god awful clown suit kit.

Super Rookie said...

my ben and jerry filled ass has cut some major weight.

watch out world.

Skibby said...

frye, if you're using his wheel for a leadout, it aint for first...he'll be all burned out after that spring cx season...

(dis)pencer said...

frye, if you're using his wheel for a leadout, it aint for first

skibby, that was just mean. you know how much he hurts inside from all those second places last year... :)

you're gonna give him a complex.

p.s. spring dirt crits. why not?
all you jerks do oxbow.

OTR said...

(dis),
If you want to improve about 20 places get on my wheel and maybe you can hang on for 3rd. ;) What is rule 104?

I'll take a repeat of last years' results anytime.

(dis)pencer said...

USA Cycling Rulebook 2007;
Rule 104a; 1)Kicking ass, while failing to take names; 2) Racing at a level above the competition; 3) Creating a race situation that is deemed by race officials to be embarrassing to competition.


it sucked to be DQ'd, but it was a fair call...

Unknown said...

I thought it was Rule 2c4 that deemed douchebags being detrimental to the sport?

http://www.super-rookie.com/main/?p=259

OTR said...

Now that's why I like your blog spence, not your run-on nonsense. Glad I can keep providing your content!